The Story of Dick in a Box: From the Beastie Boys’ Infamous Stage Prop to a Saturday Night Live Comedy Classic
Long before Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg made “Dick in a Box” an SNL phenomenon, the Beastie Boys toured with a notorious 20-foot stage prop. Here’s the strange story connecting two very different moments in music and comedy history.
Few Saturday Night Live (SNL) Digital Shorts have the enduring popularity of “Dick in a Box.” The 2006 sketch paired Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake as painfully earnest early-’90s R&B singers, and their complete commitment to the absurd premise helped turn The Lonely Island song into an early viral-video landmark.
But SNL wasn’t the first time music history produced something that could literally be described as a cock in a box.
Nearly 20 years earlier, the Beastie Boys were touring behind Licensed to Ill with an infamous stage prop that made the phrase “dick in a box” way too literal. The two stories come from completely different eras, but together they form one of the stranger overlaps of comedy and music history.
Editor’s note: Live Music Blog originally covered “Dick in a Box” on December 18, 2006, two days after its SNL debut. This article has been substantially expanded with the story behind the sketch and the Beastie Boys’ infamous 1987 stage prop.
Before SNL: The Beastie Boys’ Infamous 1987 “Dick in a Box”
During the Licensed to Ill era, the Beastie Boys leaned hard into a deliberately obnoxious frat-boy persona. Their 1987 tour turned that image into an increasingly provocative arena spectacle.
The 20-Foot Stage Prop
Alongside cage dancers and giant Budweiser imagery was one particularly difficult-to-ignore set piece: a giant penis prop, described by Mike D and later accounts as roughly 20 feet tall and hydraulic. The spectacle drew enough outrage that The Washington Post ran an opinion article calling for the Beastie Boys to be banned, singling out the enormous prop among the tour’s excesses.
Contemporary reports didn’t always get the mechanics right. The Washington Post called the prop inflatable, while the Beastie Boys have since been emphatic that it was hydraulic. It would emerge from a box during “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party),” turning a concert into something resembling what you’d expect to find doodled on the back of a teenage boy’s notebook.
From Arena Spectacle to Storage
The group eventually moved well beyond the persona that defined Licensed to Ill, and the stage prop moved somewhere less glamorous.
In Beastie Boys Book, Adam “Ad-Rock” Horovitz revealed that the enormous prop had spent decades inside a New Jersey storage facility, joking about paying roughly 30 years of fees for a 5-foot-by-5-foot box containing the thing, which was, quite literally, a dick in a box.
And the story isn’t entirely buried in the ’80s. On July 13, 2026, Mike D revisited the infamous prop during an appearance on The Louis Theroux Podcast, where the two discussed the mechanics behind the 20-foot hydraulic creation.
Nearly two decades later, “Dick in a Box” took on an entirely different meaning on SNL. There is no known evidence that the Beastie Boys prop inspired The Lonely Island; the sketch has its own documented origin story, which points elsewhere.
Inside SNL’s “Dick in a Box” Sketch
The short aired December 16, 2006, during an episode hosted by Justin Timberlake, who was also serving as musical guest.
Timberlake and Andy Samberg play two would-be R&B crooners presenting Christmas gifts to their girlfriends, played by Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph. Their wardrobe lands somewhere between Color Me Badd and the least fashionable corner of a 1992 mall.
The lyrics turn the payoff into a mock three-step guide, including the now-famous instruction to “put your junk in that box.”
Why the Joke Works
The joke is simple enough that the title basically gives it away. What lifts the sketch above a one-note gag is the dead-serious execution: the soft-focus romance, synchronized movements, and dramatic vocal delivery. Timberlake’s performance is crucial because he treats the song like a real R&B single rather than a comedy throwaway.
Nobody breaks character. Nobody explains why the premise is stupid.
They just keep singing.
The Comedy Trio Behind Dick in a Box
“Dick in a Box” was composed by The Lonely Island, the comedy trio of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. Formed in 2001, the group began working at Saturday Night Live in 2005, with Samberg joining the cast and Schaffer and Taccone joining the writing staff. Their Digital Shorts would go on to produce some of the show’s biggest viral hits. They often collaborated with SNL musical guests, like Kendrick Lamar and Adam Levine, in their 2013 song “YOLO.”
The Story Behind the “Dick in a Box” Song and Video
Even by SNL standards, the short came together frighteningly late.
The Lonely Island had been working at SNL for just over a year when Timberlake arrived to host the December episode. Lorne Michaels wanted the group to take advantage of having an actual pop star in the building.
The problem was that they didn’t have a song.
How the Idea Came Together
Taccone has recalled coming up with the premise late Thursday night, with a gag from the 1982 film Diner helping point the group toward the gift-box idea. Once he threw out the possibility of putting the “gift” inside a box, the group finally had something. Timberlake immediately understood what they were trying to do and helped develop the track.
The musical reference point was early-’90s R&B. Samberg has specifically talked about the group’s love of acts such as H-Town, while the finished video pulls from the exaggerated sincerity of that entire era. Timberlake brought something the comedy writers couldn’t replicate quite as easily: the production instincts of an actual pop star. Samberg has recalled Timberlake stacking vocals and arranging harmonies much as he would on one of his own records, helping turn the joke into something that sounded surprisingly legitimate.
Racing Against the Clock
The song was written and recorded by Friday morning. Shooting followed almost immediately, leaving little time for permits or elaborate locations. Schaffer has said that was one reason so much of the “Dick in a Box” video was filmed in simple outdoor New York locations: there wasn’t time to organize anything more complicated.
Jorma Taccone later described filming continuing into the early hours of Saturday before editing began almost immediately afterward. The completed short still made that night’s broadcast. That rushed production shouldn’t have produced something this polished. Somehow, it did.
Why “Dick in a Box” Blew Up Beyond Saturday Night Live
The timing could hardly have been better. YouTube was still young, and television comedy was becoming far easier to watch and share outside its original broadcast.
“Dick in a Box” fit that environment perfectly. Viewers didn’t need to watch the entire episode or know a recurring character; someone could send the clip to a friend, and within seconds the premise made sense.
The uncensored online version reached roughly two million YouTube views within its first week, a major number for online comedy at the time. Then something even stranger happened. It won an Emmy.
At the 59th Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards in 2007, “Dick in a Box” won Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics, with Timberlake, Jorma Taccone, Katreese Barnes, Asa Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Samberg credited for the song.
The stupid Christmas song had become an award-winning stupid Christmas song.
Before the SNL Breakout
The Digital Short formula was already taking shape before Timberlake ever picked up the box. Go back to “Lazy Sunday,” one of the early SNL clips that helped show how comedy made for television could take on a completely different life online. See Live Music Blog’s original “Lazy Sunday” coverage.
Why “Dick in a Box” Still Endures in Pop Culture
Plenty of viral videos disappear once their moment passes. “Dick in a Box” kept hanging around.
Its visual identity became instantly recognizable. The matching suits, carefully groomed facial hair and gift boxes could evoke the sketch even without the song playing, making the characters easy to turn into costumes, reaction images and other visual references.
The language proved just as durable. The song’s central line made the sketch easy to quote, while the box and title translated naturally into meme culture.
Samberg and Timberlake brought the characters back for “Motherlover” in 2009 and “3-Way (The Golden Rule)” in 2011, with Lady Gaga joining them for the latter. By then, the ridiculous R&B duo had become their own mini SNL franchise.
From Arena Outrage to an SNL Comedy Classic
The two stories were separated by nearly 20 years and, as far as anyone knows, had nothing to do with each other. One was born from the Beastie Boys’ deliberately outrageous Licensed to Ill era; the other came from a frantic few days of writing, recording and filming at Saturday Night Live.
But together they make for one of the stranger coincidences in music and comedy history. The Beastie Boys once toured with a 20-foot hydraulic penis that literally emerged from a box. Nearly two decades later, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg turned essentially the same visual punchline into one of SNL’s most famous songs.
The Beastie Boys may have put a dick in a box first. Samberg and Timberlake made “Dick in a Box” part of pop culture.
this is my favourite song. Enjoy!!!!
Wow I dont recall the last time SNL was funny or anyone talked about it. This is twice in a week from two different sources.
Ok…this is how bad it’s gotten. 1: I’ve played this thing 10 times 2: My friend and I are at work dancing like JT and AS 3: We’re singing the song and peep-holes are wondering “WTF?” Best SNL since the Glory Dayz. Brilliant..so few. Pray for more good SNL like this. Busted a gut. Nearly choked on an egg-roll. LMAO!!
i just posted this vid in a bulletin on myspace after a friend e-mailed it to me. it’s freakin’ hilarious! i want an mp3 of it!!!
One. Cut a hole in the box…
Two. Put your junk in that boooxxx!!
Three. Make her open that box
That’s good, but it sounds exactly like Hall & Oates to me lol.
a nice surprise, so much of snl now is crap its good to see they can still come up with good stuff now and then.
tracking back, to the writer of the blog, have you heard anything about the 2007 bonnaroo lineup? its been strangely quiet this year, so far i havent heard anything other than total speculation on who is gonna play.
a nice surprise, so much of snl now is crap its good to see they can still come up with good stuff now and then.
tracking back, to the writer of the blog, have you heard anything about the 2007 bonnaroo lineup? its been strangely quiet this year, so far i havent heard anything other than total speculation on who is gonna play.