So, remember when I told you that someone was actually selling ’s toilet in an estate clearout sale?

While in-transit (or soon-to-be in-transit), the toilet was actually stolen. Gross.

As an aside, can we stop writing “long, strange trip…” in every single article regarding the , , , Phil & Friends, etc.

“Before the toilet began truckin’ its way to its rightful owner…”
“The toilet did not smell like Scarlet Begonias when it was stolen…”

Insert stupid Dead reference here…