Holy friggin’ ZING!

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound — the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.
The greatest about this man is he’s steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man’s beliefs never will. As excited as I to be here the president, I appalled to be surrounded by the liberal media that is destroying America, the exception of Fox News. Fox News gives you both sides of every story: the president’s side, and the vice president’s side.
Here’s how it works: the president makes decisions. He’s the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put ’em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your . Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know – fiction!

might be the bravest man in the world. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s okay, I didn’t until last night either. Read more here.

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