Update: the lineup has been announced.
OMG hurry. You’re probably already too late.
OFFICIAL LOLLAPALOOZA ANNOUNCEMENT
Loyal subscribers, get a 3-day pass to Lollapalooza for only 45 bucks. We mean it.
Do it now: Go to the link below to buy your tickets. There are only 3,000, and they will go faster than hand-sanitizer at the CDC Christmas party. To get this deal you’ll need luck, karma, and nerves of bratwurst. Good luck!
Be a doer! Buy now!
Lollapalooza sizzle is officially on March 16 when we release the super-colossal-outta-this-world-130-band-lineup. You won’t believe it, but it’s for true. The first official ticket release will be out as well for those who missed the almost-free $45 sale. It will still be an unbelievable value for three days of sound. Make sure and bookmark lollapalooza.com.
Musical iconoclast, tastemaker, creative supernova, and Lollapalooza founder Perry Farrell will give you his perspective of life, music, picnic supplies, and just about everything else in the brand new Perry’s Portal area of lollapalooza.com. There, you’ll be treated to musings, podcasts, artist interviews, recipes, and more.
GET IN SHAPE
Grant Park, our gracious host in Chicago, will once again give us the beautiful green space to play in 2006. This year, we’ve expanded the grounds by 100% to fit eight stages inside. What does that mean? It means more bands, attractions, and spectacle for you. But make sure you have the physical conditioning to walk the park and not miss a thing. Start training now by bagging your own groceries, taking two stairs at a time, and doing butt clenches in your cubicle.
Start reading Perry’s blog once it starts publishing and start those butt clenches. Yehaw!
Update: He has started writing on it, but in the standard Corporate-y blog mistake, there is no RSS feed for the content. Boo.