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Phish in Telluride-Night One [The Lefsetz Letter]

I got my merit badge.

For every gig of the summer tour, all eighteen of them, sells a merit badge. Yup, just like the Boy Scouts…if you get ‘em all, you can buy a sash, sew ‘em on and show off.

That’s what we used to do in the Boy Scouts.

, I’m an Eagle Scout.

Who knew it was a paramilitary organization? But hell, it was where I had my first homosexual experience. I was too dumb and naive to realize that when Harold wanted to get into the sack and warm his hands between my legs…

Best blog post about ever?


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