Festival Tip: Know When to Number Two

Today’s festival tip comes courtesy of our good friend Ross

Festival Tip: *Know* when to use the bathroom

“Hold it in until right after they clean out the port-a-potties with the high-powered cinnamon scented water. Not only will the john be clean, it’ll reek of cinnamon, which really beats the alternative.”

Damn, cinnamon water!?!? We never got any of that at the last two Summer Camps. Hell, we were lucky if we used a bathroom close to clean, let alone cinnamon fresh.

Words to live by, especially if you’re going to any of the destination festivals. Scope out when the cleaning trucks are there, check the time, and mosey on over there around the same time the next morning with your favorite newspaper.

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