From the world-renowned section of the New York Post:

September 1, 2005 — singer apparently drinks like a fish. The frontman for the -defunct hippie jam band was staggering past Jeffrey Chodorow’s Meatpacking District eatery Ono when he was recognized by Chodorow’s 19-year-old son, Max, a major fan who had just finished dinner there. When Max slowed down his Audi A4 to get a closer look the other night, a slurry Anastasio asked him for a ride. Max happily let the tipsy tenor and his pals into his car and dropped them off at a townhouse on West 18th Street.

Way to go, Red. Step One of “How to Become a Major Pop Star” completed!

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