From the world-renowned gossip section of the New York Post:

September 1, 2005 — PHISH singer Trey Anastasio apparently drinks like a fish. The frontman for the now-defunct hippie jam band was staggering past Jeffrey Chodorow’s Meatpacking District eatery Ono when he was recognized by Chodorow’s 19-year-old son, Max, a major Phish fan who had just finished dinner there. When Max slowed down his Audi A4 to get a closer look the other night, a slurry Anastasio asked him for a ride. Max happily let the tipsy tenor and his pals squeeze into his car and dropped them off at a townhouse on West 18th Street.

Way to go, Red. Step One of “How to Become a Major Pop Star” completed!