It’s been ten years since and their fans have entered the sinful confines of . The last time the band played there, MySpace was popular, Will Ferrell was Anchorman and Friends

The Lot Scene (aka Shakedown):

Well, there won’t be a real Shakedown because Vegas has this little thing called “The Strip” that will serve as a 4.2 mile lot all three nights. The scene before and after the shows should be electric with a smorgasbord of Halloween costumes in every direction. We expect to see a heavy dose of wingsuits and wombats this year.

moe. @ Brooklyn Bowl, Big Lebowski Theme
October 31st from 12a-4a. This SOLD OUT show will feature guests Jenn Hartswick, Natalie Cressman and Little Feat’s Bill Payne. The Brooklyn Bowl will be the busiest venue in Vegas, bar none, with a show every single night. Come say hello to the LMB crew and buy us a White Russian as we get down to “Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In).” Just don’t play the Eagles, man.

Shaky Feelin’ @ Legends Bar – 5866 Boulder Highway, 89122 – FREE
November 1st, 12am until ? No Cover and No Curfew; about 15 minutes away from The Strip but well worth it. Shaky Feelin’ out of Ventura, CA have been lighting up the scene as of late and come highly recommended with originals (TRAIN STATION!) and covers they put their own spin on. Hell, you may finally hear a jammed out “Roses Are Free” this weekend. The band has personally promised an all-night rager and we’re going to hold em’ to it. Look out for special -themed bar drinks like the “Scent Of A Moscow Mule.”

Greensky Bluegrass @ Brooklyn Bowl Vegas – 545 S Blvd
A late-night rager after on Saturday night starting at 12am and a Sunday matinee show at 1pm. TIP: You can reserve a bowling lane here (albeit pricey) and enjoy the unobstructed sight lines while you bowl. PhanArtVegasThese shows benefit The Waterwheel Foundation.

PhanArt
November 1st from 12-4pm / PhanART and Relix are putting on a Poster and Pin exhibition along with BRUNCH YOU IN THE EYE

The Werks @ Brooklyn Bowl Vegas – 545 S Blvd
November 2nd, 12a-4a. Close out the weekend with The Werks, once again at The Brooklyn Bowl Vegas. Some of us should just set up a sleeping bag in the corner. DJ Logic will provide the house music.

BLT Burger in the Mirage – 3400 S. Blvd, 89109
Amazing Burgers, great shakes and five kinds of fries (skinny, curly, waffle, Buffalo, sweet potato)

La Cave Wine and Food Hideaway @ Wynn – 3131 S. Blvd, 89109
One of the best wine selections in . Popular small plate items are the quail egg, ham and cheese flatbread, bacon wrapped dates and the mushroom grits w/ truffle oil. Recommend a table on the outside patio. Prices are reasonable especially for dining at The Wynn.

Secret Pizza – 3708 Blvd S, Cosmopolitan Hotel, 89109
First off…Shhh. It’s a secret for a reason and the place holds about 15 people. Part of the fun is finding the joint because it’s unmarked. We suggest going to the 3rd floor of the Cosmopolitan, following your nose and look for the hallway with old vinyl adorning the walls.

Stack at The Mirage, 3400 S Blvd, 89109
The locals eat here, so that should tell you something. They serve comfort foods like tater tots with brie and bacon, meatballs made with short rib, lamb gyros and lollipop buffalo wings. It’s also said to have a pretty decent bar scene.

Double Down Saloon – 4640 Paradise Rd, 89169
One block south of the Hard Rock Hotel right off The Strip and widely regarded as one of the best dive bars in the city. It’s home of the fabled Ass Juice and creator of the Bacon Martini. Yes, you heard that correctly. Their online description sounds like the perfect unwind after : vivid chaotic and psychedelic murals cover the walls with live music, pool and pinball all night long. They call this the anti-Vegas.

Craftsteak – 3799 Monorail, 89109
This is one of Tom Colicchio’s restaurants, so it comes highly recommended albeit pricey. Well reviewed items include Prosciutto San Daniele, A5 New York Strip, Italian Buffalo Mozzarella and the Lobster Bisque. We’ll be there around 5pm on Saturday so come say hello.

Emeril’s Fish House @ MGM Grand – 3799 S. Blvd, 89109
This is one of the better happy hours in MGM and it’s from 2-6pm so it’s ideal for those heading to . Check out the New Orleans inspired menu here. Fall River Clam Chower, Oysters, Frog legs, BBQ Shrimp and some NOLA cocktails like Pimm’s Cup and the BAM drop. All under $10.

Market Street Café, California Hotel & Casino – 12 East Ogden Ave, 89101
Located off The Strip in Old Downtown, this is one of the better values in Vegas especially if you like Hawaiian comfort food. Menu items include Kalua pig with cabbage, island-style short ribs, island curry stew pot and saimin noodle soup. Reviews are great and the prices are low. Their famous oxtail soup is served from 11:00pm – 9:00am.

Non-Gambling Activities:

Neon Museum – 770 N Blvd 89101
Here you can check out some of the historic neon signs that have lit up Vegas throughout the years. The cost is $18 during the day and $25 at night. The photo opportunities are endless.

Trifecta Gallery – 107 East Charleston Boulevard, 702.366.7001
Located just a block from the Strip, the Trifecta gallery hosts original paintings and mixed modern media. It’s a surefire way to get a taste of the Vegas art scene, which is surely underrated and becoming better each year.

Bellagio Botanical Gardens – 3600 Boulevard South, 702.693.7871
FREE. This is a must for anyone visiting and please make sure to visit the outside fountains at least once. To be honest, us phans dropped the ball by not petitioning the Bellagio to add “Tweezer” to their song rotation. Shame on us. Go through the main lobby first and look up at the Bellagio’s beautiful Chandelier (Fiori di Como) by Dale Chihuly then make your way into the Botanical Gardens for their Fall Harvest setup. Open 10am-Midnight. Unfortunately their Gallery of Fine Art is closed until mid-November.

The High Roller Ferris Wheel – 3545 South Blvd 89109, 702.322.0560
This is now the World’s Largest Ferris Wheel and just opened to the public in March 2014 so it’s a relatively new experience for Vegas goers. It’s located directly across from Caesar’s Palace. Tickets for a single 30-minute ride cost $24.95 (day) and $34.95 (night). According to Wikipedia, it features 28 spherical passenger cabins which can accommodate up to 40 passengers each, and is illuminated with dynamic multicolored LED lights.
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Wildflife Habitat at The Flamingo Casino – 3555 South Boulevard 89109
Free. Here you’ll see flamingos, swans, ducks, koi, goldfish, and turtles surrounded by waterfalls and beautiful foliage. The perfect escape if you want to get away from the casino life for awhile.

Pinball Hall of Fame – 1610 E Tropicana Ave 89119
This is the largest pinball collection in the United States and completely non-profit. It holds over 200 games from the 1950’s all the way to the 1990’s.

Zombie Apocalypse Store – 420 Spring Mountain Rd 89102 – 702.320.0703
If you’re into zombies or The Walking Dead this is a no-brainer. Filled with every type of zombie merch you can think of. It even includes a Zombie Elvis.

Weather Outlook:

When you think Vegas, you think hot desert — but don’t be fooled. Although Friday looks like it’ll top out at 85 degrees, the rest of the weekend is hovering around 75 with lows in the 40’s at night. Come prepared but please don’t change those scantily clad costume ideas. Isn’t that what Halloween and Vegas are all about? Keep updated with Weather Underground.

PhPredictions:

Predictions on which album or what type of Halloween gag the band will deliver for their second set on 10/31 are at an all-time LOW. This is partly because of their Wingsuit performance last year and partly because Trey has come out and said they won’t do a traditional cover again. It could be a complete misdirection by the quartet from Vermont, but no one knows, and that’s a good thing. We’ve heard through the grapevine that a Playbill is certainly in the works so SOMETHING is going to happen.

Will the band ask for some assistance from another Vegas sideshow (anyone know if the Blue Man Group is busy that night?), or maybe perhaps debut a mixed bag of covers? Dress as themselves (again) but play an old show like 11.17.97? It’s fun to speculate, but I think this time the band has been tight lipped for a reason. We aren’t going to get a real glimpse until we head into the MGM Grand Arena and are handed that yellow pamphlet.

We’re hoping they just give out a bunch of different ones so every fan is tricked and teased in a different direction; keep us guessing until the lights go down.

Best of Traffic (1969)
Best of Traffic (1969)
LivePhish 11 (2003)
Live 11 (2003)
The Harder They Come (1972)
The Harder They Come (1972)
Superfly (1972)
Superfly (1972)

Whatever it is, the stakes are certainly high, and the odds on in Vegas being a fun time are in our favor no matter how you slice it. With ten years separating their return and a West Coast Fall Tour that has certainly been a rollercoaster of improvisation, we really aren’t sure how the band will add to their legacy in Vegas. goes to Vegas in 2000 — announces their first hiatus — goes to Vegas in 2003 — busts out “Life On Mars” and gives “David Bowie” the full show treatment — goes to Vegas in 2004 — announces break up months later. Not a lot of good history for in that town since Elvis yodeled, so hopefully the bad taste in most fans mouths will be washed away come Halloween.

See you on The Strip and be careful not to get cited by the Fun Police! You’ve been warned!

Goodfellas (1990)
Goodfellas (1990)
Homework (1977)
Homework (1977)