For every gig of the summer tour, all eighteen of them, Phish sells a merit badge. Yup, just like the Boy Scouts…if you get ‘em all, you can buy a sash, sew ‘em on and show off.
That’s what we used to do in the Boy Scouts.
Yes, I’m an Eagle Scout.
Who knew it was a paramilitary organization? But hell, it was where I had my first homosexual experience. I was too dumb and naive to realize that when Harold wanted to get into the sack and warm his hands between my legs…