As ridiculous as they may be from time to time, I still look forward to each year’s wild and rampant music festival rumors.

Here’s my favorite Bonnaroo rumor so far…

Ok, I just talked to Mr. Bonnaroo, president of Superfly himself and he has told me that, as long as the moon is NOT in the 7th house and jupiter does NOT allign with Mars, this will be the lineup for Bonnaroo:

Widespread Panic (Friday Night)
Phish Reunion (Saturday Night)
String Cheese Incident (Sunday Night)
The Ghosts of Jerry Garcia, Jimi Hendrix, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, and John Bonom jam to the music of James Brown
Tea Leaf Green
Tenacious D
Pearl Jam
Smashing Pumpkins Reunion
Bob Dylan playing with the surviving members of the band
A Victor Wooten, Les Claypool, and Dave Schools Bass Supergroup Jam (w/ John Fishman on Drums)
Jesus and his 12 apostles jazz ensemble
etc…

Whoa, man! Can you imagine if Phish got back together and you had to choose between that and The Ghost Set? Hooooweeee, tough choices…

Thanks to reader Mike for making me laugh out loud…

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