My Favorite Bonnaroo 2007 Lineup Rumor So Far

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As ridiculous as they may be from time to time, I still look forward to each year’s wild and rampant music festival rumors.

Here’s my favorite Bonnaroo rumor so far…

Ok, I just talked to Mr. Bonnaroo, president of Superfly himself and he has told me that, as long as the moon is NOT in the 7th house and jupiter does NOT allign with Mars, this will be the lineup for Bonnaroo:

Widespread Panic (Friday Night)
Phish Reunion (Saturday Night)
String Cheese Incident (Sunday Night)
The Ghosts of Jerry Garcia, Jimi Hendrix, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, and John Bonom jam to the music of James Brown
Tea Leaf Green
Tenacious D
Pearl Jam
Smashing Pumpkins Reunion
Bob Dylan playing with the surviving members of the band
A Victor Wooten, Les Claypool, and Dave Schools Bass Supergroup Jam (w/ John Fishman on Drums)
Jesus and his 12 apostles jazz ensemble
etc…

Whoa, man! Can you imagine if Phish got back together and you had to choose between that and The Ghost Set? Hooooweeee, tough choices…

Thanks to reader Mike for making me laugh out loud…

  • deadsticklanding

    That’s Panic reuniting with Mikey, of course.

  • http://www.myspace,com/thedeadsticklanding deadsticklanding

    That’s Panic reuniting with Mikey, of course.

  • http://blogger.xs4all.nl/werksman Hans

    Please tell me that he is actually referring to John Bonham .. I would prefer Keith Moon. Oh, and the ghosts show up at the Phish reunion, James Brown tapping Trey on the shoulder telling him is out-of-line and out-of-tune. After which they go into Story of The Ghost > Sex Machine > Red House (84 minutes).

  • http://blogger.xs4all.nl/werksman Hans

    Please tell me that he is actually referring to John Bonham .. I would prefer Keith Moon. Oh, and the ghosts show up at the Phish reunion, James Brown tapping Trey on the shoulder telling him is out-of-line and out-of-tune. After which they go into Story of The Ghost > Sex Machine > Red House (84 minutes).

  • snot

    haha what if phish dose a smell like teen spirit cover and kurt comes out and then come as u are with cheeze

  • snot

    haha what if phish dose a smell like teen spirit cover and kurt comes out and then come as u are with cheeze

  • justin

    i heard a rumor , tool may play at the festival this year???? i doubt it , but thought it was worth the write..

  • justin

    i heard a rumor , tool may play at the festival this year???? i doubt it , but thought it was worth the write..

  • ryan Irish

    I heard this funny Bonnaroo 2007 rumor that Tool was going to be the only band on Friday night you can watch at that time… haahahaha Tool.. wait thats real?

  • ryan Irish

    I heard this funny Bonnaroo 2007 rumor that Tool was going to be the only band on Friday night you can watch at that time… haahahaha Tool.. wait thats real?

  • Jonathan

    Lets get serious, with Pearl Jam out of the line up they need to fill the spot. I’ve heard Dave Matthew Band, but i’ve seen them twice, both good shows, but i think i’d rather hear someone else. Maybe Neil Young (as long as he plays his older stuff) or Smashing Pumpkins. But doubt that either could happen…

  • Jonathan

    Lets get serious, with Pearl Jam out of the line up they need to fill the spot. I’ve heard Dave Matthew Band, but i’ve seen them twice, both good shows, but i think i’d rather hear someone else. Maybe Neil Young (as long as he plays his older stuff) or Smashing Pumpkins. But doubt that either could happen…